N..Nimic.

Dintr-o gluma am inceput .. sa te iubesc asa de mult ! <3.

Oare cine?:-?.

My Birthday.

Happy birthday to meee \:D/
Happy birthday to meee \:D/
Happy birthday to meee \:D/
Happy birthday to meee \:D/

YEEEEEYYY e ziua mea , ziua mea , ziua mea \:d/=)))))

clar ma doare capu:">.

My special friend.

You are my friend . Nobody knows you are my friend . You are my secret friend. when other friends leave me alone , you are still there , always a true friend . you never get angry and you never ask for anything. you make me happy when i'm feeling sad. If I am frightened about something , you remind me of the things I feared before , but that I don't fear now. At other times I want to tell you something special , something for you alone. I know I can trust you to keep a secret. you know all my secrets and you never tell anyone else . Usually I tell you how I feel , but you are never bored , you let me tell you everything.What a good friend you are, my very special friend - kamui. Thanks for being the special person you are..I feel lucky to have a good friend like you <3! ..

Burn mother'fucker.

Atat am avut sa zic=)). :X

Banc.

Este mai mult pentru cei din scoala cu mine:">.


Intr-un magazin de lenjerie intima intra Grozavu, Botoc si Diriga.
Grozavu cumpara 7 perechi de chiloti si se duce sa-i plateasca.
Vanzatoarea mirata o intreaba:
- Da ce face-ti dumnevoastra cu 7 perechi de chiloti odata?
- Pai cate o pereche in fiecare zi a saptamanii!
- A... Inteleg!
Vine si Botoc cu 5 perechi...
- Dumneavoastra nu folositi tot 7 perechi pe saptamana? intreba curiosa vanzatoarea!
- Pai sotia mea ma vrea Sambata si Duminica fara...
- A...
Vine si Diriga cu 12 perechi.
Vanzatoarea nedumerita intreaba:
- Bine, bine, inteleg pe ceilalti, dar dumneavoastra ati luat cat ei 2 la un un loc!!!
- Apoi anul... are 12 luni!